Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
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The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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