You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
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she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
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get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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