shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
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he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
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THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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