He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
If that was your dad, he is hot
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
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went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
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It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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