i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
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I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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