what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
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Are we still banned from the library?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
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Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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