the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
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Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
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Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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