I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
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Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
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Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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