Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
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I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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