one two three fourrrrnication!
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
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the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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