oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
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The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
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you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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