mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Duck Duck Cougar?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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