after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
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Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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