did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
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"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize