I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
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Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
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You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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