I will die if light touches me.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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