im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
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Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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