is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
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Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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