ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
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Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
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OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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