i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
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So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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