I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
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I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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