i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
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didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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