Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
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Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
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Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
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