theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
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I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
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she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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