Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
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This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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