In the future we'll all be gay
well I can't set my house on fire every night
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
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My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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