Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
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I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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