it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
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My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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