Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
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Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
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also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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