umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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