Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
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She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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