Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
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Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
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You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize