I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
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so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
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He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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