Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
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You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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