no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
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i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
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The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
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