Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize