stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
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My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
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My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
A+ Viking dick
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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