That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
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Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
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I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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