i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
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I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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