tell your sister to shave her snatch
tonight lets celebrate not being married
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
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please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
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I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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