I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
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sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
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he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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