happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Farmville is her only friend.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
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I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
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Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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