Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
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Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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