after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
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Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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