I'm lost and stupid without you.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
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do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
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I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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