You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
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Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
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I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
They took my balls.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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