what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
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i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
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I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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