im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
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he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
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Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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