Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
She announced her abortion via fbk
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
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Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
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I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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