I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
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We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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